Good Boys Suck, Real Men Swallow Tee

🔥 Good Boys Suck, Real Men Swallow
Naughty, bold, and totally unapologetic—this tee isn’t here to play coy. Featuring luscious lips and a cherry lollipop, it’s made for men who know how to finish strong and leave a lasting impression.

🌲 Design Details:
• Glossy red lips locked on a lollipop
• Surrounded by white stars and bold all-caps lettering
• Text reads: “Good Boys Suck / Real Men Swallow” in punchy block font

👕 Shirt Specs:
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt features a lightweight and breathable fabric at 4.2 oz/yd². The composition for heather and blend colors varies slightly. This product includes a tear-away label and is made in the USA and internationally in a humane, sweatshop-free, and WRAP-certified environment that is part of the Fair Labor Association.

📏 Sizing:
Available from XS to 5XL. True to size with a comfortable unisex fit. Size up for a more relaxed fit.

🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, iron on medium heat if necessary, and do not dry clean.

🌈 Perfect for pride festivals, bar nights, after-dark events, or just making a very clear statement.